In rare consecutive day columns, Shank ponders
Johnny Damon's reason(s) for not coming to Boston. Naturally, he trashes Damon's book before coming close with...
It really makes me wonder how bad things got for him in Boston at the end, when he was negotiating for a new contract after the 2005 season.
He then trashes Red Sox fans (childish, inane, nitwits) before coming out with this gem:
Damon came here from Oakland because Boston offered the best deal. When his contract was up, the Sox offered four years at $40 million while the Yankees offered four years at $52 million. It’s a significant difference. Damon wasn’t a guy who left for one extra dollar. He left because the Yankees outbid the Sox — by a lot.
That's not exactly how Shank viewed the situation
at the time:
Johnny Damon is a Yankee and it looks like the Red Sox don't know what they are doing. ... So now your Boston Red Sox have no center fielder, no shortstop, and no first baseman to go along with no Theo Epstein and no clue. It's fair to say this is becoming a winter of discontent in Red Sox Nation. Ben and Jed and Craig and Larry and Tom and John and Crosby, Stills & Nash can spin this anyway they want, but Sox fans can't escape the conclusion that there's chaos at the top. The Josh Beckett trade bought some goodwill and glad tidings, but losing Damon to the Yankees is a devastating blow to the foundation of the Nation.
And the finish:
Damon’s decision to eschew Boston hurts the Red Sox on and off the field. And we may never know the real reason.
It's kind of funny to observe the undisputed heavyweight champion of running athletes out of Boston act like he doesn't understand why Johnny Damon isn't coming back to the Red Sox.
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